| JESUS FUCKING TWITTER |
[Sep. 11th, 2008|02:43 am] |
WHY IS EVERYBODY PROPAGATING YOUR TWITTER BULLSHIT TO YOUR LIVE JOURNAL FRIENDS PAGES. THE TWITTER SHITTER POSTS ON MY FRIENDS PAGE HAVE REACHED CRITICAL MASS.
ISN'T THE POINT OF TWITTER TO TWEET AMONGST OTHER TWITS ON A MASSIVE TWIT NETWORK? WHY DO PEOPLE OUTSIDE YOUR TWIT NETWORK NEED TO BE IN THE LOOP?
NEWS FLASH, ABOUT 1 IN EVERY 20 PEOPLE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT. YOU'RE OFFICIALLY THAT PERSON WHO REPEATS INSIDE JOKES FOR THE ENJOYMENT OF OTHERS.
GOTTA GET THAT ONE LINER TO YOUR FELLOW TWIT IMMEDIATELY? WHY DON'T YOU TRY HITTING THEM UP ON AIM, ICQ, JABBER, BONJOUR, GADU-GADU, GOOGLE TALK, GROUPWISE, IRC, MSN, MYSPACEIM, QQ, SILC, SIMPLE, SAMETIME, XMPP, YAHOO!, ZEPHYR, OR ANY OF THE OTHER INSTANT MESSAGING SERVICES THAT THEY'VE NO DOUBT SUBSCRIBED TO AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER.
BETTER YET, PICK UP A TELEPHONE. WRITE THEM A POST CARD. ETCH YOUR MESSAGE INTO YOUR ARM WITH A RAZOR BLADE AND SNAP A PICTURE USING YOUR BATHROOM MIRROR. YOUR FRIENDS WILL *LOVE* HEARING FROM YOU!!
KEEP YOUR FREE FLOWING THOUGHTS OF ONE PARAGRAPH OR MORE ON LIVE JOURNAL. WE ALL ENJOY READING YOUR MEANINGFUL POSTS. THAT'S WHY WE'VE ALL BEEN SUBSCRIBING TO THIS SERVICE FOR THE BETTER PART OF 10 FUCKING YEARS.
LEAVE YOUR TIME LAPSE INSTANT MESSAGING ELSEWHERE, THERE'S REALLY NO NEED TO MAKE THE INTERNET POPULOUS PARTY TO YOUR PERSONAL CONVERSATIONS.
This post was directed at no single person, but if you're a fan of e-drama, then assume it was directed at you. God damn I hate the internet. |
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